Nietzsche's Angel Food Cake: And Other "Recipes" for the Intellectually Famished

Merry Nothing Place Setting Cards

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Get your family laughing instead of quibbling at the Holiday table!

Free “Merry Nothing . . . from Friedrich Nietzsche” place setting cards, complete with a place-setting-appropriate, fake quote from Nietzsche. Just download and fold. All you need is a printer and a scissors.

  • Click here for the free Merry Nothing Christmas cards.
  • Learn about the gift book of 22 faux recipes. It’s much better than an awful cookbook. It’s hilarious literary criticism, with delicious offerings like F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Pickled Tomatoes, Ayn Rand’s Head Cheese, Harper Lee’s How to Kill a Mockingbird, B. F. Skinner’s How to Shock and Blanch Asparagus, John Steinbeck’s Crepes of Wrath, Dorothy Parker’s Parker House Rolls, Sigmund Freud’s 10 Steps to Great Fish, Ernest Hemingway’s Battered Testicles, Emily Post’s Crudités, Dante’s Backyard Barbeque, James Joyce’s Spotted Dick, The Coen Brothers’ Christmas Goose, Rorschach’s Borscht, Jack Kerouac’s Dharma Buns, Lewis Carroll’s Fungi Perfecti, Carl Jung’s Epiphany Cakes, Ian Fleming’s Lemon Caper Dip, Geoffrey Chaucer’s Stinking Bishop’s Tart, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelly’s Frankenfurter, Margaret Mead’s Coming of Age in S’mores, and Anaïs Nin’s Hot Cross Buns.